This is how much sh*t we get away with: Last night we decided to hit up the 7 to get stamped before going to Joe's, that way when it was Roadhouse time we'd already be stamped and wouldn't have to pay cover. Jeez, we're smart! Unfortunately for us, instead of stamping the ever so inconspicuous underside of the wrist (that way no one sees it if it doesn't wash off the next morning), Lee decided to stamp our necks. Not so inconspicuous. Bummer. But we totally deserved it. Anyway, we tried to cover it up for a while but it was nearly impossible. Tubbs thought they were hickies (um, who's ever heard of a green hicky?). The Menace thought we'd gotten matching dolphin tattoos (seriously???). But we didn't have to pay cover at the 7, and since the economy's so bad right now we almost cried when I lost a quarter, it was totally worth it.
So, welcome home all you loud and obnoxious college kids! Perhaps I was once that irritating (ok, maybe last weekend) but honestly, how many frat boys do we really need in one bar at the same time? I think one or two, tops...and that's assuming they're buying us drinks ;)
Speaking of drinks, we're busily preparing for Friday's 1st Annual T&L Cocktail Spectacular. It should be totally amazing. And just a reminder, to ensure that you have adequate sustenance and libations, we recommend bringing your own drinky-drink (festive, preferably) and either eating before or bringing snacks with you (sharing is awesome!). We're providing snacks as well but we're not overdoing it since it's still unclear how many people will show up. Can't wait to see everyone at the House of Hotness!
Mwah!
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if someone gives you a hicky and then puts green paint on it, it turns green. This concludes the public service announcement.
Turnip is brilliant. We're so lucky to have him around to explain the meaning of things that have long baffled even the most intelligent.......things such as green hickies...hickeys...hikees? Whatev. Anysway...tonight will be wonderful. I'm buaily preparing myself! I want to be annoyingly Christmas.
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