"What's in our water?"

So clearly the Montgomery Water Works and Sanitary Sewer Board has been wreaking havoc on the citizens of Cloverdale by putting some sort of behavior-altering drug in the water supply. Unfortunately for us, we drink filtered water so every night we're left to stare blankly at the hyper-emotional and completely shit-faced shells of our fellow
Cloverdalites.

Our solution to this problem? Try to drink as much as possible in a very short time span in an attempt to catch up to our cohorts. All that this achieves is astronomical bar tabs and throbbing morning headaches.

Oh well, we'll probably do it again tonight...