I Can Haz Littur?

Eleanor here, writing to tell you all about my fabulous Monday night. So Thelma & Louise left me home alone...again. I was really not pleased with this...I mean, I'm the cutest kitty ever, and they think they can just leave me??? Puh-lease. Anyway, I decided to get back at those girls. They were out having a wild time with their friends doing whatever it is they do that causes them to come home all stinky and balance-challenged. So back to my revenge...I made several trips to my litter box and grabbed a paw-full each time- btw, it is hard walking on three paws...maybe that's why T&L are always falling over, not enough paws. Anyway, I sprinkled litter EVERYWHERE. I mean, everywhere. On chairs, floors, rugs, you name it. They were surprised this morning. Haha...I'm a smart kitty.